23 February 2007

Short religious massage?

Cryptic, isn't it? Anyway, believe it or not:

Closing ceremony of the short massages of Ashouraei grievings (The tenth day of the holy month of Muharram in Which the Shiites' revered third Imam, Imam Hossein (AS) was martyred) will be held at the Thought Hall of the Hozeh Honari in Tehran on Bahman 30 (February 19).
I really don' t know: I would prefer my massages to be long and relaxing, but it is a matter of taste. On the other hand, no one has massaged my "grievings" yet, it must be a whole new experience!

And now let's stop this nitpicking, really. Let's talk about some serious things. Like what happens to an SMS of a holy nature when it passes through one of these insidious Israeli - developed Motorola or Intel CPUs? Something like this could easily happen:

Oh my dearest majestic Imam Hossein! One pproni pzza no anchvy Zhbtinsky str. 12 Rabinowitz pronto. [smiley]

And who could know the consequences of such a "massage"? Armageddon could be triggered easily these days, you know...



Anonymous said...

Das glaubst du ja selbst nicht