A perversion of felinity

This was sent to me as a challenge:



The attached message said" "Let's see if your cats know how to do this!".

I addressed the challenge to our cats:


"Any cat come playing whatever to me when I am resting between meals [which is most of the time - ed.] is pretty much a dad cat"


"That [unprintable] calls herself Nora? I would [unprintable] tear her [unprintable] apart for this! Such a [unprintable] behavior to entertain these [unprintable] creatures who should feed us just for being us?"

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