25 February 2007

A perversion of felinity

This was sent to me as a challenge:

The attached message said" "Let's see if your cats know how to do this!".

I addressed the challenge to our cats:

"Any cat come playing whatever to me when I am resting between meals [which is most of the time - ed.] is pretty much a dad cat"

"That [unprintable] calls herself Nora? I would [unprintable] tear her [unprintable] apart for this! Such a [unprintable] behavior to entertain these [unprintable] creatures who should feed us just for being us?"