Warning: this post appears in four languages - English, Hebrew, Russian and Arabic for your convenience. Please scroll down till you reach the text of your choice. If you are unable to perform the scrolling, please consult with the closest pharmacist.
אזהרה: פוסט זה מופיע בארבע שפות - אנגלית, עברית, רוסית וערבית לנוחיותך. אנא לגלול למטה עד שתגיעו לטקסט על פי בחירתך. אם אתה לא מצליח לבצע גלילה, יש להתייעץ עם הרוקח הקרוב ביותר.
Предупреждение: этот пост появляется в четырех языках - английском, иврите, русском и арабском для вашего удобства. Пожалуйста, прокрутите вниз пока не дойдеte до текста по вашему выбору. Если вы не в состоянии выполнять прокрутку, пожалуйста, проконсультируйтесь с ближайшим фармацевтом.
تحذير: يظهر هذا المنصب في أربع لغات - الإنكليزية والعبرية والروسية والعربية لراحتك. يرجى بالتمرير لأسفل حتى تصل إلى النص من اختيارك. إذا كنت غير قادر على تنفيذ التمرير، يرجى التشاور مع أقرب الصيدلي.
This post is being written after two events: first, I read a post by my friend Dick Stanley, where he
rightfully complains about a bureaucratic incursion into the gasoline can (jerrycan in local slang - obviously borrowed from the Brits back when) business. Commenting on this post, I promised Dick that our bureaucrats will adopt that idea soon. Little did I know that... but continue reading.
The second event was my recent run around pharmacies of the fair city of ... in the search for a totally regular ear drops - yeah, I got me a bit of an ear infection. Normally every pharmacy will have these drops - but not on that day. So here comes the story.
It started quite a long time ago, more than two years if I have my dates right. Pharmaceutical companies were required to add to all prescription drugs' packages notices in two languages - Arabic and Russian, in addition to Hebrew and English as it was accepted before. The text of these notices is meant to guide the customer in a politically correct way to the leaflet in several languages (already including the four languages mentioned), located inside the package.
The pharmaceutical companies and their local representatives, as is their custom, blew off the stern warnings of our ministry of health and kept dragging their feet. And many packages remained as they were: with only two languages (but still, with all these required languages on the leaflet inside). And on April 30, 2013, the wrath of our brand new minister of health,
Yael German, struck mightily. Here is a translation of her celebratory
Facebook message:
It was not easy, but "drug law" that proscribes the inscription in Arabic and Russian - was unanimously passed passed this evening during the second and third reading!
Remember I told here that the big drug companies have announced that they could not meet the law and write on all the boxes in Russian and Arabic by the date set: May 1? And this after they've received a deferment of nine months ...
Remember that the drug companies have announced that if they will be given a deferment it may cause a shortage of some drugs?
So by law we promoted in the Ministry of Health, it was decided that anyone who didn't adhere to the law can market the drug, but will have to pay a fee of NIS 30,000 for each type of drug.
Ministry of Health undertook to establish a call center where help with language accessibility (sic!) will be provided.
The public will have its drugs on May 1, and the companies will have to understand that the law must be upheld.
Everything in the above text is fine and dandy with me. I too think that it is vital that people who don't dig neither English nor Hebrew and are too shy to ask the pharmacist or their relatives, are told to stick their finger in the package and get out that multilingual leaflet.
Only one small problem: that promise about having our drugs on May 1 appears to be what many of us, pessimists, suspected - pure bullshit. It was three weeks after May 1 when I have done my run around, and lots of pharmacies complain about lack of drugs, some of them essential. The list of missing drugs, helpfully provided by one of the pharmacies, was impressive and, for people who need some of these drugs, could be quite fateful.
It is not that Ms German wasn't aware of the
problem:
Pharma-Israel: “serious shortage” of drugs expected when new Arabic and Russian language requirements take effect next month.
But:
There will be no shortage of prescription drugs on May 1, Health Minister Yael German declared on Thursday, despite Pharma-Israel representatives in the pharmaceutical industry saying they cannot meet a new law requiring Arabic and Russian explanations on drug packages and on leaflets inside. “They had plenty of time to prepare for the change,” German said. “They are showing contempt for the public. There won’t be a lack of drugs. We have a solution,” she said, but did not give details.
Meanwhile, her ministry proudly displays the confiscated politically incorrect drugs:
To my chagrin, in this picture I recognized two drugs I take regularly for that dicky ticker of mine. In a few days I have to renew my prescription...
Here is an
article in Hebrew that I wouldn't translate, it goes into a detailed analysis of the situation, bringing up a lot of different essential drugs missing for quite a long period, with several examples of (essential) drugs that aren't expected to be brought back, because the companies involved will simply not bother to go to the expense and the effort of adding text on the packages, due to low prices of the products that don't justify the expense economically. You may bet any amount that our minister of health didn't even think about a possibility like this. And what does Ms German think about the situation?
I discovered to my amazement that this time too the drug companies were not ready, and put us before the fact: in two days we will not be able to sell drugs because then we will be criminals. Outcome: The State of Israel will remain without drugs," says German, adding, "But we have a responsibility to the public, we can not make the people of Israel into a hostage by pharmaceutical companies.
So the finger-pointing has already started, but where is the solution? Pharmaceutical giants couldn't care less about the puny Israeli market and are in no hurry to introduce the new packaging. The health ministry principled and politically correct stance will not be softened anytime soon, you may bet on that. Meanwhile the sick people are the only ones paying the price.
And all this for the tiny number of Israelis who speak and read only Arabic and Russian and are too stupid to open the package and get out that instruction leaflet (to remind you, already translated into both Arabic and Russian). Now try to get your head around this shining example of politically correct absurdity...
Ms German got a bachelor's degree in history. So, most probably, she learned how to get her name in history books, albeit in a quite skewed way.
Smile, Yael, you are in history books already!
To make sure this post reaches its destination, it is translated below into three additional languages: Hebrew, Russian and Arabic (unchecked to my sorrow, since I don't know any Arabic).
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פוסט זה נכתב לאחר שני אירועים: ראשון, אני קואתי את
פוסט על ידי חבר שלי דיק סטנלי, שבו הוא מתלונן על פלישה בירוקרטית לעסק של מכלי בנזין (ג'ריקן בסלנג המקומי). בהתייחסי פוסט זה, הבטחתי לדיק שהביורוקרטים שלנו יאמצו את הרעיון בקרוב. לא היה לי מושג ש ... אבל תמשיכו לקרוא.