06 December 2005

You asked, we answered

One of the Elders has recently been bitten by a small fat old Jewish gnat and has had to be taken away for some R&R. In the meantime, we are pleased to note that now all the hullabaloo about elections has died down, the papers can get back to discussing the matters that seriously concern all right-thinkig (and no, Likud, that doesn't mean you, you'll have to put up with your nine measly mandates) male Israelis and their beautiful sexy mates (the only kind we do here.)

So here we are, the question you've been dying to ask.


GideonSwort said...

I'd just like to point out that Israeli air force pilots have a diamond studded tip, and are thoroughly checked for girth and tensile capacity, in reference to rapid G spot maneuverability, and terrain probing penetration missions.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah well, but they take it off when they decommission you.

GideonSwort said...

That's a myth Goon, I sparkled through de-commission. Besides, we still shine brilliantly in the reserves Doc.

I thought the kid sent you to pastures, over that fat gnat bite…

SnoopyTheGoon said...

TheMaiden says there are to be no vacations anymore till the Z-day.

KalamazooKid said...

They get the diamonds wholesale at Ramat Gan. There's a Hassid who runs the IAF supply operation. All day long he sings this song, to the tune of Spider Man

Torah-Man! Torah-Man!
Davens better than Gentiles can!
Spins a driedel, any size!
Duchans too, avert your eyes!
Look out!
Here comes the Torah-Man!