09 December 2005

The International Blogging Conspiracy

A poll of the best UK bloggers has to be won by Normblog or the Elders will be seriously pissed off. And when the Elders are pissed off we have to go and destabilise a few countries until we find our antacids.

So we require (note, not ask, require) you to vote for Norm Normblog.

Now just go there right now and do it. Or else our reputation as a shadowy cabal that controls world events is on the line.

And from now on read Norm's blog which is here at least once a day.
Remember, we are watching!







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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

>.. to be won by Normblog or the Elders will be seriously pissed off

No, it will only encourage him. My vote has gone to the mentally stable Ms Phillips.

Anonymous said...

For myself, I will not gainsay the Elders. Although I admit that I have also been voting for Oliver Kamm who (although not as good IMO) as Norm or HP definitely does NOT deserve to be as low in the rankings as he currently is.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

To both the anons (or the same one, as the case might be): you have been warned!

Do not be afraid of the wrath of the Elders - be scared shitless!

Anonymous said...

You don't scare me--you're just Tsarist forgeries.

KalamazooKid said...

Or so we have led you to believe.

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

Well I have voted but I also blog-rolled you lot for this excellent blog.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks,
b lagwolf,
we reciprocate - you are blogrolled in SimplyJews.

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

>Or so we have led you to believe.

Look! I've wandered around that cemetery in Prague and it's hardly big enough to swing Gary Glitter--never mind play host to an international conference of world dominators.

GideonSwort said...

"Look! I've wandered around that cemetery in Prague"

You're looking in the wrong place. See King Solomon's Stables, beneath Temple mount.

"and it's hardly big enough to swing Gary Glitter"

Too much info there, your dimensions, whom and where you swing with are hardly conductive to Normblog's success.

Anonymous said...

>hardly conductive to Normblog's success

Good! He should retitle it 'Gormblog. The fact that his ramblings impress you indicates a lack of the hotspur necessary to enslave the goyim masses from your den under Temple Mount.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Gormblog? I say, we have a cheeky customer here. Let me see... Aha.

We'll show you the lack of hotspur, anon. You just wait a bit.

Re enslaving the goyim (not that it is any of your business) - this goal is no more, they are already enslaved, and most of them are quite happy. The unhappy ones will be dealt with - no hurry here.

Anonymous said...

>The unhappy ones will be dealt with

I'm happy, master!