16 January 2006

More about science

An interesting scientific article came to the attention of our Eye courtesy of Mike Hartley.

"Sir, it has been proven scientifically that the trees and the stones have languages of their own."

The Elders' "ways and means" department was working real hard since the publication of this learned discourse. We are still getting mixed results from the stones, but we have succeeded to decipher the voice of the tree in the professor's garden.

Aside of the words "What a putz" repeated every 11.5 minutes, there are only complaints about lack of water and unkind remarks on professor's wives' appearance that we chose not to publish at this time.

Regarding the Jew-sheltering properties of that Gharqad tree: we seriously suspect that, as with the case of the 72 virgins, there must be a translation problem here. As you can see in the picture below, one of the arch-Zionists, Bibi, is trying to hide behind such a tree - quite unsuccessfully, it seems. (it is worth reading the whole page here, by the way).

We'll continue the research, of course, but more data is required meanwhile. Re the stones - we are considering a hand over of the research to Shin Bet - they will know all about making them talk.


Anonymous said...

The rope that is extended from mankind is being discouncated you just started lose your dreams in palestine

Anonymous said...

Kanani # 1 Moslem

Anonymous said...

You speack Hebrow & the one Milyar Speack Qouran

SnoopyTheGoon said...

What language do you speack, buddy? It looks like Yiddish to me.