Googlism

This is a very catchy disease, I have to admit. Thanks, Jack. I went there indeed, typed my name and clicked as prescribed. I have decided to be more selective, and here are some results:

• is hoping to avoid suspension
• is sexy man
• is off the hook
• is buried
• is 13 years old and lives in china lives in the community of shang ding hu
• is usually a woman
• is in denial cos he says he hates monkeys but is a monkey himself
• is well known for his ability to treat difficult diseases including some terminal cases
• is the perfect man
• is a pawn in a residency system
• is a charming and shiftless womanizer and mok man
• is an adventurous boy
• is about average height for a vargr
• is able to quickly and easily write his sermons and books no matter where he is
• is sexy man
• is off the hook

If She Who Must Be Obeyed reads this, you are in for a big legal and financial trouble, Jack!

And what is "mok man"? Or vargr? Not to speak about shang ding hu...