17 December 2006

Why not?

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh said Friday that he and his followers chose to be in the Hamas movement to be shahids (martyrs) and sacrifice their lives for Allah and not to be ministers.
I don't see why this humble request could not be easily accommodated. I am more than sure that a drone carrying a Hellfire missile with Haniyeh's name on it is just waiting in the warehouse.

Just make sure you are not surrounded by children this time...