06 December 2006

Naughty boy Mahmoud

Who would have thought that the fate of the holier than thou Iranian president will hang on a thin thread after all the devoted service to his masters? This is one gets after the years of being a favorite pet:

Hardliners turn on Ahmadinejad for watching women dancers

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, who flaunts his ideological fervour, has been accused of undermining Iran's Islamic revolution after television footage appeared to show him watching a female song and dance show.

The famously austere Mr Ahmadinejad has been criticized by his own allies after attending the lavish opening ceremony of the Asian games in Qatar, a sporting competition involving 13,000 athletes from 39 countries. The ceremony featured Indian and Egyptian dancers and female vocalists. Many were not wearing veils.
Of course, it is not a joking matter. But only a heartless hypocrite could turn on the poor dork who is, quite naturally, easily turned on by a sight of a veil-less female after all these years of "famous austerity". What can a person do when, Allah forbid, a belly dancer... no, I can't go on, I am too distraught and full of compassion for Mahmoud.

There is one simple solution we can offer to Ayatollahs. It will allow Mahmoud to concentrate on the service of his masters and the bashing of Zionists and imperialists undisturbed:

And his voice will become less grating to the ears as well. With some musical education, his next appearance in UN may become an event of a singular impact.