03 February 2006

Attention: all Elders of Zion

Special attention: Department of Operations.

The latest BBC poll about the way other countries are viewed does not have Israel in it, at least not in the first 8 places.

This means one of two things: either Israel was not included or, which is even worse, Israel is viewed as a benign little place where you go for some suntanning, getting laid and buying some presents near Via Dolorosa for your folks in Ohio, Saint-Etienne or Dudley.

In both cases the fault is not in Hasbara department activities, which shall be reported in a separate memo, but obviously with Operations, who are steadily slipping in the perpetration of all kinds of dastardly deeds expected from our outfit.

Hat tip: TBIFOC - we'll let your cats live for now.