26 January 2008

Jim Murray vs Duke Dukead

It appears that it's never too late to get computer savvy.

The 69-year-old retired police chief of this small Missouri town cuts a credible figure as a 13-year-old girl surfing the Web, looking for friends. He knows all the instant-messaging shorthand, the emoticons. His latest catch was the biggest: four felony enticement charges against a town mayor, who after his arrest called Murray up and begged him to make the case go away.
Good job, Mr Murray!

And to the felon in question, the ex-mayor of Collins and ex-pastor of Temple Lot Church one Allen Kauffman aka Duke Dukead:

Never lie about your age, Duckhead!

May they award Jim Murray a pair of garden shears too - between other things.