18 October 2006

Sexologist pleads with burglars: Please return my equipment

Two suitcases carrying 40 vibrators stolen from sexologist Shelly Pasternak. She's begging thieves to return them as cases contained receipts from customers who purchased sex toys from her. Whoever broke into Shelly Pasternak's Hyundai on Friday afternoon in northern Tel Aviv and walked away with two metallic suitcases is now stuck with 40 vibrators, in an assortment of colors, sizes and vibration options.
Yeah. It was a dastardly deed. Still, I think that the perp will be caught eventually. The onset of blindness and the hair on his/her palms will betray the dolt.