11 October 2006

Muslim Offense Level condition - RED HOT

MOL (Muslim Offense Level) is raised at this time to condition RED HOT due to new information about the Zionists' dastardly intrigues. As if the sacrilegious cartoons and the latest attempt to intimidate the Muslim world by blowing up a nuke in North Korea (who really believes that this pathetic Kim Jong Il midget has done it all by himself?) are not enough, here comes another mindboggling insult:

The cube-shaped building which is being constructed in New York City, on Fifth Avenue between 58th and 59th Streets in midtown Manhattan, is clearly meant to provoke Muslims. The fact that the building resembles the Ka'ba (see picture below), is called "Apple Mecca," is intended to be open 24 hours a day like the Ka'ba, and moreover, contains bars selling alcoholic beverages, constitutes a blatant insult to Islam.
Where does it end, I ask you? For crying out loud, and look at the Portacabin toilets near the building - isn't it clear that the user's backside will be turned in the direction of Mecca, adding more fuel to the already RED HOT situation?

A special general assembly of MPAC (Muslim Prudence Armed Consultants) is called to discuss this and additional aggravating phenomena, such as the infidel-beloved Blue Moon cafe:

We do not have to explain here what is the significance of the dog, an unclean animal by any criteria, howling at the Crescent. And the Crescent painted blue, for Muhammad's sake! Unquestionably, in this filthy abode of depravity, half-naked infidel women serve alcohol to the lecherous infidel men! Maybe even 24 hours a day, without a single break for a prayer...

And this is not all where the Blue Moon is concerned: look at this:

This is Alex - a barman in the gay Blue Moon restaurant in Puerto Vallarta. Unquestionably, the so called Alex serves pork on top of all this!

I tell you, beheading is not enough for these filthy infidels.

N.B. The issue of the so called Hebrew National kosher hot dogs is too delicate and should be discussed on another occasion. Kosher may be cool, but Hebrew and dogs! Not to mention the insulting form...

to Ami.