11 October 2006

More music, please

For all of you sufferers who complain about music (Musak actually) relentlessly pursuing you everywhere: elevators, pubs, restaurants, the tinny noises emanating from the teenagers' ears in public transport - there is a new wave coming, let's see how you will cope with this one.

A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine. It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody. ...As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.
"What do you think about some Kazachok today, dear?"
"No, don't think so, darling. I am in a mood for opera. I heard that finale of the aria by Pavarotti could blow your socks off."