16 August 2008

Lindsay Lohan, Blake Fielder-Civil, Alex Rodriguez, Isla Fisher

What do these names have in common? Besides being good keywords for attracting sexually frustrated surfers (which is 99% of the surfers, let's admit).

It appears that these four have fallen prey to a Jooish heartthrob.

And now their love life fell under the sign of pink Magen David (Star of David). Which for some reason causes them an ardent desire to convert to Judaism. I cannot figure out how (to take one example) sniffing controlled substances together with Amy Winehouse requires conversion to Judaism. Not to mention... oh well. But what do I know?

Maybe you dig it, my dear reader(s)?

Hat tip to Wendy of the Frisky.