11 August 2008

Iranian swimmer quits Olympic race against Israeli

Iran's Swimming Federation told the country's Islamic Republic News Agency that Alirezaei complained of stomach pains 30 minutes before the meet.
Uhu... the Zionist stomach rays. Developed on the basis of cholent.

The problem is that the news about Iranians being "friends of all people in the world — even Israelis" came to the Elders' team in Beijing too late. The deed was already done.

No worries. We'll pump his stomach. Remotely. Painlessly.