President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, aka Ahmydinnerjacket, said yesterday...
What, are you out of your tiny minds? Who cares what this monkey said? This is not a scoop, besides. He spews the same old crap for years.
This could be a scoop, though:
An orangutan who objected to having its photograph taken by a French tourist snatched her backpack before ripping off her trousers.But before you get your hopes too high, here is a letdown:
The woman, known only as Odile, was taking photographs of a female orangutan named Delima in a Malaysian wildlife centre when the ape took offence.So, calm down and straighten your knickers.
This li'l darling is not a monkey, though, she's an ape and higher on the evolution ladder.Scratches better, too.
So no scoops, then... A quiet century all around...
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