Sometimes a person does not have a choice but to resort to a banal and overused format. This case cannot be described otherwise without wasting lots of I-space, so:
Being born in Munchen, Germany.......NIS 0.00 (this is a free world)
Moving to Israel when a toddler..........NIS 0.00 (parents and Israel paid)
Converting to Islam...............................NIS 0.00 (sponsored)
Converting to Islam while being gay...NIS 0.00 (questionable)
Moving to Jordan...................................NIS 0.00 - 2,000.00 (estimated)
Visiting Beirut for Lebanese lovers......USD 2,000.00 (estimate per visit)
Visiting Beirut with Israeli passport....USD 0.00 (but stupid)
Becoming a suspect Mossad agent.......USD 0.00
Getting lots of free love in a Lebanese nick..... Priceless!
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