A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lover's furious husband has been caught on camera.
Dear Sun,In the spirit of fellowship, we, the men of Acme Climbing Equipment Inc, have passed a hat around and are sending you a backpack with the best climbing accessories the market has to offer (of course, ACE Inc is the source of the best).
Having your best interests in mind and to prevent frostbites, we have also added a pair of specialized woolen underwear (by ACE):
We implore you to carry the said backpack with you at all times, especially to bed.
With brotherly greetings
[Undersigned]
