20 August 2007

Ahmydinnerjacket in financial trouble?

It must be noticed (as an international news item of medium interest) that the Iranian premier showman and aspiring stand-up comedian Mahmoud the Mad has sharply increased the frequency of his performances. Just the last Saturday he has given three of them:

Iran's hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Saturday that Israel was the standard bearer of Satan and the Jewish state would soon fall apart, the official Islamic Republic News...

Ahmadinejad once again predicted the imminent collapse of Israel.

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yesterday described arch-foe Israel as "the flag of Satan"...

Notice that, while the increased frequency of the appearances points to Mahmoud's certain financial difficulties, he still changes his suit for every show. Remarkable resilience!

It is also important to remind (see the frequent references to the word "flag") that the mystery presented by the Hamas-inspired version of the Israeli flag continues to disturb Mahmoud's sleep (click on the flag for explanation).

After all, the myth about the blue lines signifying Euphrates and Nile was dispelled, and the article made it clear that the said lines stand for Pacific and Atlantic oceans. However, to some people's chagrin, the article left out (on purpose) the remaining key issue.

Which hemisphere it is that the Elders are supposed to control?

Notice the dark circles around Ahmydinnerjacket's eyes...

Look for the answer in one of the future editions...