28 October 2009

Large Hadron Collider is on, the end of the world is near!

During the last weekend (23-25 October) particles have once again entered the LHC after the one-year break that followed the incident of September 2008.
In a month or so the gadget will start getting to its full power, so you have time to prepare. I would start with selling your stocks and buying as much of your preferred drink as possible. And consuming it, of course.

The black hole is near, so dispense with long range planning. Be calm and drunk - all your worries are behind you, after all.

Unfortunately, I don't have any advice for teetotalers, but there is always this or another religion to turn to.