30 July 2011

Steve Jobs denies rumors, not going to purchase USA

Blames CNN that caused the rumors by publishing the two articles simultaneously:

Obama on US debt crisis: 'we are almost out of time'

and

Apple now has more cash than the U.S. government

Overheard mumbling to self: "Why do I need that headache, anyway I was going for Monaco or whatsitsname... er... Luxemburg... On the other hand... firesale... mumble mumble mumble..."

9 comments:

jams o donnell said...

Buying the USA? I hope he is not too greedy and setles on a small country estate instead!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, its' not about greediness, it's about investment. If the dough is there, why not?

Katie said...

On Wednesday Obama will be taking over Apple for "The Good of The Company".

Yitzchak Goodman said...

Despite the denials, Apple really was going to buy out the US. They were going to rename it I-land.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

He.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You mean iLand - let's be careful, the iEye is watching.

Dick Stanley said...

The government could use those rounded edges.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ha ha, that's true.

Yitzchak Goodman said...

Oops, you're right. Sorry. Won't happen again.