24 February 2008

Government Continues to Declare Living Tennessee Woman Dead

Says Fox, with a cute second header: Laura Todd is tired of being dead.

Because of an eight-year-old error that attached her Social Security number to a dead woman in Florida, the Nashville resident has had to prove over and over again that she is, in fact, alive, WSMV-TV reports.
But there is a silver lining, I think:
The Internal Revenue Service has twice refused to process Todd's tax return.
No need to pay taxes, and what health insurance will refuse to insure a person with such a pre-condition? Gosh, it could be better than a lottery win...