01 March 2009

More cheap wisecracks - thanks to CNN

Venezuelan leader orders troops to take over rice plants

A mere shortage of food wasn't enough - now Comical Caudillo Hugo will starve them all to submission.

Hollywood should apologize to Iran for "insults and accusations against the Iranian nation," a top aide to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a visiting Hollywood delegation Sunday.

Now Mickey Rourke is gonna kiss some serious Iranian ass. Or will he delegate the job to Annette Bening?

Topless coffee shop a hit in small Maine town

I hope they serve decaf...