It pays to be prepared, and here are some Russians who, out of civic responsibility, offer a free end of the world service:
Тhe ad above says:
The end of the world is nigh!
Are you a virgin?
Don't give up
Call
Tenderness and kindness guaranteed
Update: To answer a question asked by two readers already: being politically incorrect, the Russian author(s) of this add address only female virgins. Male ones will have to look elsewhere.
