01 October 2010

Intercourse judge in nutty condom stunt

Now, don't blame me for that headline - blame the author of this article. I hope that it will become clearer after you read this:

A judge from the US village of Intercourse has been charged - after handing out condoms hidden inside acorns. Isaac Stoltzfus, 58, was charged with disorderly conduct after two women complained to police, reports the Patriot-News.
There is indeed a village of Intercourse in Pennsylvania's Amish country. It does have a judge and his name is indeed Isaac Stoltzfus. And there exists a document that shows the charge. As for the reasons for such a strange behavior of the Hon. Isaac Stoltzfus (that's besides the natural stress of being a judge in a place named Intercourse): there could be some explanation:
Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.
So - Republicans, ACORNs, etc...who knows?

8 comments:

Katie said...

He's from Intercourse.  Enough said!

David All said...

Well this is the harvesting season for acorns and other nuts.

David All said...

That judge may be nutty as acorns, but he's mild compared to this Dragon.  "Cecilia Chang, Former St. John's University Dean, Forced Scholarship Students to Work (without pay) for Her, Says Feds" at http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20018282-504083.html

Ms Chang is already facing state charges of having embezzled a million dollars including a $250,000 donation from a Saudi prince.   

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Uhu...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Could be.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ouch. What a dragon indeed.

jams o donnell said...

Just as well he wasn't from Wanker's Corner in Oregon. That said his ancestors may have hailed from the vilage of Twatt in the Orkneys

SnoopyTheGoon said...

OK, that makes his genealogy fixed.