This ground-breaking essay by No Good Boyo opens the way for more fundamental research into the role of yetis in modern history in general.
On my side I can only contribute a rather trivial observation that somehow escaped more astute researchers of the subject. I suspect that yetis spread their influence wider than is generally considered. Proof:
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And that on a god hair day too!
He must be certainly attractive - to someone.
Okay. I've been out of touch with reality for a very long time now. Please tell me who he is.
Thanx.
Louise, he is Boris Johnson, whose hairdresser is probably a follower of the same school as this gentleman's one.
Oh, this one? Boris Johnson, mayor of London.
Sadly to the fellow electors of London...
Well, at least he is not Red Ken. Although, who knows what's better for London?
I believe his yeti ancestry is on the Ottoman side. The murder of his great-grandfather Ali Kemal Bey was as much to do with his Pansimian ambitions as his liberalism. One Turania under a hairy hand was his slogan (<span>tüylü bir el altında bir Turania!).</span>
Yeah, fine, but what about the migration path that brought him and his family to London?
Part Yeti or not, Boris is much preferable to Red Ken as Mayor of London.
Right, my sentiment precisely. Still...
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