24 October 2010

Lauren Booth sat down on a syringe full of spiritual morphine

According to this dramatic report.

‘It was a Tuesday evening and I sat down and felt this shot of spiritual morphine, just absolute bliss and joy,’ she told The Mail on Sunday.
There are some numbers in the following quote, so try to concentrate, please:
‘Now I don’t eat pork and I read the Koran every day. I’m on page 60. I also haven’t had a drink in 45 days, the longest period in 25 years.'
And the numbers are followed by a forward-looking statement:
Refusing to discount the possibility that she might wear a burka, she said: ‘Who knows where my spiritual journey will take me?’
Indeed. If 60 pages took her to 45 days of abstinence, one shudders at the thought about the impact of 120.

Anyway, them Press TV folks sure know where to place their funny syringes...

15 comments:

Yitzchak Goodman said...

In an official statement, Yvonne Ridley declared that it was her syringe. Booth, stated Ridley, falsely claimed she was only going to look at it, not inject herself with it. "Why can't she go get her own spiritual morphine?" stated Ridley plaintively.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Then someone has to suggest to Press TV that Ms Ridley has to be punished for sloppy care of her personal syringe.

Imagine, Mahmoud the Mad could have sat down on it, then we'll have a case of spiritual OD...

jams o donnell said...

Her choice I suppose. I'm not too bothered by her conversion to Islam but her shilling for the Iranian government on Press TV is a disgrace

Dick Stanley said...

She'd better wear her burka, or her spiritual journey will take her to a stoning. Hers.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Which disgrace she carries with total lack of dignity ;)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah, she is protected. She is a part of Iranian Western propaganda team.

shlem said...

I can't wait for her former husband's memoirs.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Hmm... why former? Isn't she still married?

zkharya said...

'Lauren Booth sat down on a syringe full of spiritual morphine'

Yes, it does look big in this.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Be your pardon, Zkharya: what does look big in what?

shlem said...

Oh?  You don't know? 

She put "divorced" on her facebook page.  Her husband saw that, got upset (oh maybe overjoyed?), got drunk and crashed his bike. 

He is a cripple; major problems.  She described in one of her Daily Mail articles in excruciating detail how they could no longer have sex. 

Anyway, didn't take her too long to divorce the guy for real.

shlem said...

Loved this video.  What wouldn't you do for a little attention?  Reminds me of princess Diana a little.  Using her kid was particularly classy. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgXedDnVbBs&feature=player_embedded

shlem said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1199075/Lauren-Booth-wrote-dumping-husband-Facebook-terrible-road-accident-mother-law-asks-Why-family.html

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh boy.... she's unbelievably dumb... I thought that she is just dumb before.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Argh...