13 October 2010

Protecting Allah from Shiva Nazar Ahari

Here is Shiva Nazar Ahari, an Iranian women’s rights activist:

And here is Allah:

Well, strictly speaking it's not Allah, but his closest live representative on Earth: the Rage Boy. After all, we wouldn't want to enrage the Rage Boy more by putting up the Allah's picture here?

Anyroad, you would guess that Allah, in his infinite wisdom and power as materialized in the body of Rage Boy doesn't require special protection from a wee girl like Shiva? And you would be wrong, since:
On the eve of Ahmadinejad's arrival to New York, Shiva Nazar Ahari, a prominent young female defender of human rights, received a heavy sentence of six years in prison on charges including the vague crime of "waging war against God" -- a convenient catch-all offense for anyone who criticizes the regime and its human rights record.
Now, at least, those of you who were worried about the possible threat to Allah coming from this direction, can sleep soundly. Allah is protected by the wisdom of Ayatollahs and their minion Mahmoud the Mad.


jams o donnell said...

The very idea of convicting somwone for waging war on god for proteting a scumbag government... I hope for the sake of my friends in Tehran that this government suffers for such hubris.

I'll be happy to see them dumped into the dustbin of history

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SnoopyTheGoon said...

Amen to that.

David All said...

Jams, I join Snoopy in saying Amen to the Iranian regime going into the dustbin of history.

Moral Heroes said...

Thanks for keeping us updated even in a humorous way!

You might be interested to know that Shiva Nazar Ahari is featured as Hero of the Week over at moralheroes.org

Please check her out and share the story with your friends!