20 July 2014

Who really shot down MH17 aka MH370? It takes only two Jews.

Even during these troubled days there is a time and a place for a few good laughs, especially if they are provided gratis by an eager standup comedian. This time the fun is provided by a guy named Jim Stone, who nurtures a site "Jim Stone, freelance journalist". Unfortunately, I haven't yet figured out a way to link directly to the desired text on this site, so you will have to do some creative searching to get to the quotes I use.

Strong emperical evidence Israel shot down plane

(Original spelling kept faithfully). Here is the reasoning (unbeatable, if you ask me):
Plane shoot down: approximately 14:15 UTC. Israeli assault on Gaza: 14:00 UTC. See a connection there? And when you consider the fact that it took time to confirm the downing, the two times actually match even more closely. Israel's assault on Gaza is viewed badly by the world community, what better way to bury it in the news than a plane shoot down, complete with the threat of a war with Russia?
And the next statement clinches the whole deal for me:
And even if Russian forces did do this, it only takes a couple Jews among them to cause something like this.
The easiness with which the most secret illicit activities of the Elders are outed leaves me open-mouthed and slack jawed.

But this is far from being all. Our buddy Jim has dug deeper, and here is the pure gold he came up with:

MH17 all but completely proven to be flight 370
From the Washington Times:

"MOSCOW — A top pro-Russia rebel commander in eastern Ukraine has given a bizarre version of events surrounding the Malaysian jetliner crash — suggesting many of the victims may have died days before the plane took off. The pro-rebel website Russkaya Vesna on Friday quoted Igor Girkin as saying he was told by people at the crash site that “a significant number of the bodies weren’t fresh,” adding that he was told they were drained of blood and reeked of decomposition."
And this, of course, was a thread that has unraveled the whole enchilada (sorry for mixed metaphor):
This strongly supports MH370 as being the real shoot down plane, with all passengers dead long before and probably being taken off of ice and loaded into the plane for final disposal. If a body is already dead before a crash, crash damage will not show up the same way it will with live bodies.
If you had a mad impulse to laugh at that, wait, here comes a totally scientific proof:
A good example of this effect is to take a piece of chicken and throw it in a hot pan for a few seconds. If you remove it from the hot pan within a short time, it will look totally uncooked. Yet if you put your hand on that hot pan for even half a second, it will be badly burned, and show it. Live flesh shows injury easily because of the way living cells respond to injury. If the bodies were dead for days and possibly loaded onto the plane well chilled it would explain a lot about their relatively undamaged appearance in the wreckage.
(After reading this, I am currently looking for an angle to implicate KFC in the whole shebang, but it is a slow process. We shall see). Now a final revelation that will help us all to connect the dots:
And speaking about false flags, remember that Flight 370 clone in Tel Aviv? and do not forget about the 777 that was stopped by the Dutch from crashing the nuclear summit right after flight 370 vanished, as this web site predicted was likely to happen.
So now, after all the necessary dots were placed on a map, I can connect all of them for you (with permission obtained from the Elders' HQ, of course).

A crack team of Elders' mind control experts
It started with the Elders stealing the MH370. At the time the only purpose for the operation was to test the newly developed CAMC (Civil Aviation Mind Control) technique. The plane, as Jim helpfully reminds, was stored for a while in Tel Aviv. Of course, the plane was equipped with enough freezers to keep the carcasses fresh and available. Then the plane was used in an aborted attempt to crash (no pan intended) the nuclear party in Amsterdam (Jim again). Since there wasn't anything special on the table at the moment, the plane was kept in Schiphol airport near Amsterdam, under the famous Mossad invisibility cloak, for a rainy day. And eventually the day came. Unfortunately, the freezing equipment went on the fritz a few days before the operation. There was a big deal of bitter correspondence with the manufacturer about quality control and about the need for express warranty repairs, but you know how it goes with fridge repairs nowadays...

So there, and I shall leave you with a bit of a mystery for your homework, to develop your appetite for solving the Elders' riddles. It comes from Jim too:
Interesting tidbit - Planes first flight was on July 17 1997 and was shot down on the anniversary of TWA flight 800 . . .
So figure it out.

P.S. And if your appetite for mysteries of the kind has already grown enough: just guess who done in the Fukushima Nuclear plant (wink wink, nudge nudge). No cheating, though - click on the link only if you surrendered.

Update: why do some people call us by such complicated names, like in this headline:

Global Elite Take Down Malaysian Airline MH17 to Hide the Cure For Aids? Getting Rid of the Cure to Keep Money in Their Pockets and Continue their Depopulation Agenda…

Global Elite my foot. Compare with this clear and straightforward one (from same post):

Rothschild Takes Down Malaysian Airliner MH370 to Gain Rights to a Semiconductor Patent! Getting Rid of Those Who Stood in His Way!

Now we all know.


arhur said...

yes lets look at 'proportion' shall we?
how should one respond to centuries of persecution and violence by arab muslim people right up to when israel was reformed. then the decades of hostility and war up to now. throw in the same from europe over the centuries and of course hitler.
lets not forget modern european hostility.
another peole who had suffered all this might conclude that a 'proportionate' response would be to obliterate gaza and the 'west bank' and use nukes to do the same to iran and saudi arabia and perhaps other places. now that would be some real 'proportion'.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I hope, Arthur, we are not yet nearing the nukes time. Otherwise, I can understand the people who might conclude that.

Dick Stanley said...

This is so obviously true, it hardly bears mentioning. Enchiladas, on the other hand, have been known to unravel. Little-known fact. They are intended to "knit up the raveled sleeves" of dietary care, but occasionally, only occasionally, you understand, and then only in your low-quality Tex-Mex restaurants, where threads are secretly used to hold the dough together, you find them unraveling as you eat.

Dick Stanley said...

Probably why those thousands of goat-lovers are protesting in the streets of London.

SnoopyTheGoon said...


SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh, so it wasn't about the low wages in the UK then?

Sennacherib said...

After close scrutiny of the above photo, an involutary gasp escaped my mouth. It's the hats! There is the secret of their power, so obvious, but so overlooked!

Dick Stanley said...

Absolutely. It's the capacious fur job with the halo. Your modern fedora is too light.

Dick Stanley said...

Oh, woe. I wonder what Preston's PhD is in? Probably not gender studies. Flying saucers, maybe?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

GPS-guided missiles go both ways, you know ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And I'll have you know that you can't just order one of those in any Ultra-Orthodox shop. Special design...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, that Preston James fellow: have you noticed that he wears a protective tin hat against mind control? Such naivety - as if tin or tin foil will help. Nah.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Fedora wouldn't cut the muster, no way.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah - he knows a lot, but in this case he barks (or, rather, pisses) at a wrong tree. Oh well, this is his permanent occupation, after all.