05 August 2013

A message to Texans

It was with feeling of surprise and concern that I have discovered that two biggest things in the world are located in Germany, far away from your fair state, dear Texans. Here is the first one:


Yep, the biggest toilet bowl in the world. And now the second item:


The biggest cuckoo clock in the world.

I am not trying to provoke a war or anything of the kind, but the situation doesn't seem to be tolerable, and something has to be done about it.

Just saying.

15 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Various Texas communities claim a variety of stupid things but I don't recall any cuckoo clocks or toilet bowls. I believe we can safely leave those to the Germs.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Alright Goon if you think the toilet and clock are something read this. It floored me!

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&ved=0CE8QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Findiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com%2F2013%2F03%2F23%2Fgermanys-obsession-american-indians-touching-and-occasionally-surreal-148331&ei=RlcAUsyBM4igyAHA0YFY&usg=AFQjCNEpkJlOT4FENhIWG5brB21-vc9i0w&sig2=F2QL84k3-TjzbuNVSPdPCA

SnoopyTheGoon said...

But the pride, the pride!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Wow. That is a smasher. Don't know what to say, aside for mentioning the fact that I used to drink firewater too. Does it make me partly Native American?

That is a strange obsession anyway. Thanks for the tip.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

In a toilet bowl? Not in my universe.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Interesting. Looks like American's adolescent culture has spread to Europe. It's playtime in Germland!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah, you are just denying that there is a problem. All Texans should petition the governor to look into the case and create a suitable answer.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Some things just don't seem to work in the same mental picture, Germans/Amerinds, Germans as standup comics, etc.....

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You're behind Stanley. I was reading about this 10 -12 years ago. Germans can be an odd bunch.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, yes, I'd say starting two world wars and inventing the Holocaust qualifies as pretty odd.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You wish.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The Germans are a very clean,hygenic people, so it figures they would have the world's largest toilet bowl.

As for the cuckoo clock, think Swiss will be jealous of Germany having the largest. Maybe the Swiss govt. will institute an emergency program to build a bigger cuckoo!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I thought Texans would, but you see how they are indifferent for some reason ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Your acquaintance with us was too brief for understanding. You need to return for another visit, which would give you a more complete perspective.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Hopefully one of these times... who knows.