If only he would!

The sub-heading to this article is "Nasrallah blames Sunni extremists serving Israel’s interests for Thursday’s deadly car-bombing in Beirut".

Umm, now let's see how many contestable terms there are in that short sentence. We can start with "serving Israel's interests". There has been much writing recently, some of it argued out here, that Israel isn't going to attack Lebanon - not even the bit occupied by Hezbollah - unless and until that bit attacks Israel, which, to say the least, it is hardly in their interest to do at the moment, when they are making such a good job of destroying themselves. Not least, this is because most of Nasrallah's fighters are already fighting for their lives in Syria, against, among others, Al-Qaeda fighters supporting the anti-Assad forces and don't exactly have have many resources left over for Israel. Or the rest of Lebanon for that matter.

(The other terms I'll leave to you, dear readers.)

However, even more interesting, for those of us concerned with Nasrallah's health, both physical and mental, is his statement, contained in the headline, is that “If the battle with these terrorist Takfiris requires for me personally and all of Hezbollah to go to Syria, we will go to Syria”. To repeat the heading to this item, if only he would. The more often terrorist organisations get beheaded, the better, for the rest of us peace-loving infidels. All it would is for a quiet word in the ear of the nearest Syrian Free Army commander as to where exactly Nasrallah was and...job done.

Now that, I'm sure, Israeli intelligence would be delighted to be guilty of.

You can read the rest of Nasrallah's deranged maunderings via the link above.

By Brian Goldfarb.