01 August 2013

Alpine skiing no more, say Russian lawmakers


The deputies of the State Duma of the United Russia  are planning  to prohibit alpine skiing as an Olympic sport for the Olympics in Sochi. According to them, the international symbol of this sport violates two laws of the Russian Federation at once: the law on propaganda of homosexuality and the law on insulting the feelings of believers*.

(*) The two laws do exist indeed, otherwise...

Hat tip: S.S.

16 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, Jesus will win out in the end...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

A cross up the shoot is known to give a divine speed boost. However there's no speed advantage for LGBT over heterosexuals.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Don't know about that . Those lesbians can go lickety split while the guys are still packing their s-t.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Back now are we Goon?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No doubt about it whatsoever.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Not sure, first we need to take some field measurements.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, trying to get into the routine slowly. The field reports will follow, but not too soon.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ha. That is suggestive, now that they mention it. Take a certain state of mind to see it, however.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed, he was a Jew, after all.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It takes a certain state too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And a rabbi too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

(laughing), Bad Snoopy, Very, Very Bad!



(Stops laughing)


Yes, outlawing Alpine skiing is the logical next step for Putin's puppets, i.e. the deputies of the Russian State Duma.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Welcome back Snoopy, we missed you. Hope you had a good time.


(To the subject of the post) When will Mossad remember to take the Israeli IDs off their spy birds before they are dispatched. First the bird in Sudan, and now this one. The security for this program has got to become thorough. .

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Actually, it is not me. I've just translated an e-mail...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It is done for distraction. The real ones are butterflies.