12 August 2013

Meet Dr Fedorov

If you can't fathom Putin's erratic actions whether they relate to attack on Georgia or foreign policy concerning the US, Iran and Syria or his actions towards individuals such as Snowden or members of Pussy Riot, then you should listen to Dr Fedorov.

Who is Dr Fedorov? He is a Russian citizen (there is a surprise!) He is also a highly ranked member of the Russian Parliament (GosDuma), responsible for the economic policy. Dr Fedorov is also the member of modern Russian version of Politburo Executive Committee (центрального политсовета «Единой России») . He is known to be close to Vladimir Putin.

What follows is a detailed recent interview with Dr Fedorov which answers any questions you may have about regime's reasoning and worldview. It's perfect. There are only three minor problems with this interview:

  1. It's long (90 minutes)
  2. It's in Russian.  
  3. It's absolutely nuts.

I can help with items 1 and 2. Here are a few key highlights:
  • Russian constitution was partly written by Britain in 1920. It was modified by the US in 1990s.
  • Russia is occupied by the United States.  It has been - since betrayal in 1980s.  Literally. Russian officials only pretend that they work for the Russian Government. In reality they work for Americans. 
  • US/England - same thing.  Anglo-Saxons.  Nefarious by nature.
  • USA is identical to Nazi Germany. Their modus operandi involves hiring divisions of cannibals and other irregulars under the auspices of Al Qaeda to annihilate peaceful people all over the world. Today it's Syria. Within 5 years it will be Russia. Definitely.
  • A recently issued juvenile law in Russia is another mechanism to subjugate Russians. If any Russian family has less than 12 different types of fruit in the fridge, and more importantly, does not tow the American line, then children can be taken away from them. Putin was against this law; it was imposed on Gosduma by the US.
  • Putin is a freedom fighter (against the US occupation). The only way to stop US cannibals eating all Russians in 5 years' time is for every Russian citizen (US agents excepted) to march in the streets in support of Putin.
  • US appoints Iranian presidents (via bribing Ayatollahs responsible for selection). 
  • Currently Putin cannot fight the US occupation openly. He is scared of the US. It's like Soviet guerilla during WWII, who had to hide their Kalashnikovs or hide in the forests until SS soldiers looked away so they could be shot at.
Enjoy:

 
 

14 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Makes sense to me. Explains why we have an idiot like Obongo in the White House. Sort of.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

This also explains a lot of goings-on in the modern Russia. Imagine a US senator spewing inanities like these...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

This guy is much more than just a senator. He is member of the inner circle - United's Russia's Politburo.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

He could be the sanest of the bunch. Now there's a thought! Actually ahem I kid, he really is a professor emeritus for press relations with a visiting chair in DC.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

A total psycho. There goes the neighborhood.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Did you notice he is imitating Putin's mannerisms and the tone of voice? I think this are Putin's thoughts and words, which Vova isn't saying in public. Yet.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, well, these cases of mimicry are quite frequent in the political world. We have here at least two cases of Begin's imitators, I think only one is left now in Knesset.

Still, I have trouble imagining Putin spewing crap like that. Oy vey...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Lead in the water?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Putin did claim that all Russian protesters are "acting in the interests of a foreign power and are funded by a foreign power". This chap is only a step ahead on the path to complete paranoia.

I accept that it's a big step - stating that Russia is occupied is that little bit harder for Putin.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Has he stripped off his shirt in public yet? That's the Putin mannerism clincher.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

James T. Kirk!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It will come at a later stage, no doubt.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That was a good one! I had something bothering me at the back of my brain all the time I was looking at his mug. Bingo.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am sure he'd love to, but he is a bit podgy for that.



Anyway, the other day Obama cancelled his date with Putin. Heartless. I hear Vova has cried his eyes out.