29 May 2012

Rattlesnake murdered by a Walmart customer

Of course, the tame imperialist media presents the story in a different light:

A Wal-Mart customer is recovering after he was bitten by a rattlesnake in a garden department of the store chain. Mica Craig said the reptile pounced as he was shopping at the store in the north-western US state of Washington.
But the truth will always out:
The 47-year-old stamped on the serpent and was later treated at hospital with anti-venom, after his hand suffered serious swelling.
Mr Craig, of course, is in a fighting mood (watch the clip in that article, and Walmart better line up a good lawyer or three.

I suggest PETA should look into the case. Taking the life of an innocent animal like this - what a shame! I think the killer made a few slips talking to the media, like:
Mr Craig said the serpent attacked as he reached down to brush away what he thought was a stick from a bag of mulch.
Uhu... I bet... have you ever seen a rattler looking like a stick? And this:
The purchase was intended for his marijuana plants, which Mr Craig said he was licensed to grow for medical reasons.
Sure. Of course. But PETA, I am confident, will win this fight, and in the future we shall know it as the Clarkston Walmart Massacre


Dick Stanley said...

Hmm. One more reason not to buy mulch, but leave the gardening to the hired help.

Albert Decker said...

Medical pot, eh? He prpbably found it irresistably beautiful. ;-)

Snoop, check it out. The Virtual Paintout has been in your hood this month.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Exactly what I do ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Hi A.D.,

Yes, it could have been love indeed. Good thinking there ;-)

And thanks for the tip, I am looking now at the results, some quite interesting takes.