Sorry, the length of the headline isn't sufficient even to start condensing the full message. Which message is simply vital for you to know, so you have to watch this short clip:
And you - yes, you, laughing over there! Mind your laugh. If Illuminati somehow miss you, which is unlikely, taking your girth into account, we, the Elders, will not.
Er... will not miss, I mean.
So, look out, fatso.
And another thing - don't you dare knocking our reptilians. It will cost you dearly.
Via Lesley. With thanks.
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