25 June 2013

World dominance? It is soooo 2000...

The folks from the Iranian Press TV (you know, where unfettered George Galloway roams) are a pretty mixed-up bunch, if one is to judge by the article unearthed by Judeopundit. On one hand the article (correctly) states:

The state of Israel was born just yesterday, in 1948. Within a short span of time, it is now controlling the Congress (parliament) of the ruling state in the world, the United State of America.
And:
In the process of building puppet governments, the Zionist regime of Israel has been very successful in replacing many Arab and non-Arab governments so far.
...
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Jordan and Bahrain in the Arabian Peninsula and Turkey, Afghanistan, Libya, Pakistan and other countries outside the Arabian Peninsula are by now standing under the Zionist Umbrella, offering their best services in return for its barbarism on the innocent people of Palestine.
Of course, this too:
Everybody knows that Israel is controlling the global economy today. The world banking system is directly run by Zionists.
So far so good, and the finger is pointing out all the right symptoms of that dominance. And then, suddenly:
The Zionist regime of Israel is on its way with a mindset to obtain world dominance and will not hesitate in attempting to destroy any opposing forces in the way.
What opposing forces? Which way is it and who needs that mindset to obtain something already obtained in year 2000, in strict adherence to the Elders' Master Plan?

We have to send a field technician directly to check the contacts in the head plugs of these rubes in Tehran, I think. Make a mental note to...

7 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Probably caused by the most recent election. Readjustments taking place as we speak.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nice to have confirmation of what we know to be true, but more importantly, who talked? who let the cat out of the bag?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Whoa, looks like somebody was asleep in the Elders' Narrative Department!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, with the current state of Bibi's office, only the carpets on the floor don't talk. And even the carpets should be taken through a lie detector, I submit.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, after 2000 many employees here decided that we can take it easy now. Big mistake.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Employee evals, updating vision statements, quality control review, and many other proactive measures to insure the Elders stay relevant and not become known only as a picturesque national park in Utah.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, absolutely, not to forget the permanent need for improvement, streamlining, synergy and transparency, not to mention delegation and support for upward and sidewise mobility.