Simon Parkes, a Labour councillor claims to have fathered alien child

And I don't see any reason to doubt the man, especially after seeing this picture:

After all, the caption says quite clearly: "Simon Parkes who will star in a documentary about his alien encounters". Being a documentary, it must be true.

Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

I can see where the news may be a bit distressing for the spouse, but she must be more understanding, because a) the man is a politician, after all and b) he "also claims his 'real mother' is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers". One just cannot invent details that fine. Although - it may be interesting to know where exactly these eight fingers are located (of course, being an Elder and thus not totally alien - no pun intended - to the 6 ft and above reptilian E.T.s, my interest is not exactly idle).

Yes, I fully believe the man (or half-man, all things considered). As I believe that all politicians are conceived and sometimes born with direct participation of some kind of an alien or even two. And that the day should come when they will get up and leave us to our earthly devices.

Say amen to that, please.

Notifying my favourite Ufologists.

P.S. Zarka? Well, he is half-Brit anyway, and Brits usually stick to tradition, even an alien one.