11 April 2009

Mr Roskov's mistake

Ananova reports:

A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.
Fortunately Alexei came out unscathed, with minor cuts and bruises. Some people are so amazed by that incident that it was even reported on Unexplained Mysteries site. Nothings unexplained and absolutely nothing mysterious about the story, folks. Especially if you read carefully the article, where three bottles of vodka are mentioned. Try it yourself. If you survive the vodka, jumping of the fifth floor will be child's play to you.

Now to the part where our hero makes a major mistake of his life:
Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking...
You see, Alexei, she wouldn't stop nagging. And the fifth floor will still be there. But the miraculous protection of vodka...