21 April 2010

Promiscuous women cause quakes

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi blames 'women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray' for tremors; says Iranians must 'adapt lives to Islam's moral codes' in order to 'avoid being buried under the rubble'
Reading these prophetic words created the following image of an average Iranian male in my mind:

With remote control, too...

Seriously, though: I can vaguely recall some tremors I've experienced at a sight of an attractive woman once. But measured at 8+ Richter? Hardly...

7 comments:

Katie said...

If that is true, why isn't California float off the coast of the US?

Michael said...

Of cours natural disaters are caused by promiscuous women or men who don't show up for minyan on time.
Here is the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHDCZB4IZA&feature=player_embedded

jams o donnell said...

Who'd have thought that aking the earth move makes the earth move!

jams o donnell said...

making too

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Probably because California is not about women then?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Verily you spoke truth unto me, Michael!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, I think that this specific Ayatollah stated the obvious too.