05 April 2010

Martin Linton and our tentacles

This is really an enigma for me:

Speaking at a fringe meeting in the House of Commons on March 23, Martin Linton, founder and chairman of Labor Friends of Palestine & the Middle East, said: "There are long tentacles of Israel in this country who are funding election campaigns and putting money into the British political system for their own ends."
The man succeeded to get so close to the truth in the first half of this sentence, only to contradict himself in the second. Indeed, we do have lots of tentacles in Great Britain, so many in fact that we already consider exporting some of the stuff to other places. But then why, for crying out loud, should we put money into something we already own lock, stock and fairly moldy barrel?

And then he goes and apologizes... this I couldn't understand until seeing his picture:

Notice the dot on the upper right side of his forehead? It's where the tentacle he spoke about goes in for the daily programming. I guess he missed a few times already, judging by that crooked smile.

We'll have to take care of that, because otherwise in a few days he will start drooling on his tie and wetting himself, and we can't have this in the Parliament, can we? After all, he is not one of the Royals...


David All said...

Obviously the Elders to inplant in a newer more effective tentacle to control Linton. His old one is wearing out and works only part of the time. 

PS: Snoopy, thanks for posting recently under "you might also like" the post from I believe 2008 where a rally of conservative anti-gay Anglicans in Jerusalem coincided with the annual gay pride parade! That was side-splitting funny.     

SnoopyTheGoon said...

We have to control the frequency of connections better, the tentacle was checked and looks fine.

Re that old post - it's done automatically by that widget, so not my fault ;)