18 May 2009

Montauk Monster - does it carry swine flu?

It appears that a second carcass of Montauk Monster was discovered. I am not showing its picture here, first of all for copyright reasons... aw what the heck, whom do I kid? It is simply too barf-inducing.

Anyhow, Nicky Papers, who published the news and the pictures, suspects that the monster could be a carrier of that dreaded disease. So, if you happen to encounter another one while strolling along the Montauk beach, please be careful. You better carry with you a shovel and a big garbage bag at all times.

A stray thought: could it be a message from Elvis?