CNN MARKS CHENEY

These folks in the Grudge Report have their knickers twisted over a simple story.




"At 11:04:45 AM ET Monday CNN was airing Vice President Dick Cheney's speech live from the American Enterprise Institute in Washington -- when a large black 'X' repeatedly flashed over the vice president's face!"

"Is someone in Atlanta trying to tell us something?"

No, you dummkopfs you! Atlanta has absolutely nothing to do with this one. The mere thought that Atlanta... nah, ridiculous.

In fact, it was a field test of our new remote control technique. The flashing X means that for all purposes the person marked is kaput. Done for. Makhn ashen porach. Traif. No more.

Which gives all our field operatives a sign to disregard the person so marked.

Two other signs that we plan to use:

Magen David (Star of David):








This one means: the person marked is to be regarded as VIP, special care required.

Now the third and the most important one:


















That one means: "Terminate with extreme prejudice". It will not be visible to non-members, and only specially programmed operatives will respond to it.