Rumor reaches me that the Ramada Inn Hotel chain is in merger talks with the Israeli-owned Dan Hotel chain to create a new brand called the Ramadan Inns. The plan is to open these throughout the Arab world. Registered in the Cayman Islands to avoid connection with the Zionist Entity, all Ramadans will be fitted with unique shower heads which emit specially charged water, piped in from an underground laboratory in the Weizmann Institute in Rehovot. Interacting with any proprietary brand of shampoo, the resulting foam creates the instant growth of peyas on the face of the hotel guest, thus increasing by several million-fold, the numbers of Hassidim. This process does not distinguish between male and female guests. Females with peyas will at long last bring about the feminist revolution in the Orthodox world started by Ms Streisand in Yentl.
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