08 November 2005

And we love you too

A pair of shayner Yids, here. (the other Elders, particularly the younger Elder may think different, but what do they know, the putzes?)






















Two decades of travel across Israel-Palestine, and years of intense reporting and debate on the conflict, have not shaken my belief in the view set out by Oz in that chapter. He declares that the Jews are a nation; that theirs is a living culture not a museum piece; that they have, therefore, the right to self-determination; that the Palestinians have the same right and therefore the only just solution is to share the land, creating two states side by side. Since then I have read a thousand contrary opinions, from both sides - but none has ever succeeded in refuting Oz's fundamental logic

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4 comments:

GideonSwort said...

"but what do they know"

The younger Elders, having read Johnny's book, can at least give an informed opinion about the Shtarker family that sired the somewhat confused allegiances that now make up the lanky ZioLite individual. As to the wizzard, now there's a'mench with a true Zionist yidisher hartz. He's on the Elder planning sub committee for the tzvei state solution.

"the putzes"

The Putzes think that the Alter Kackers need not assume prophetic talents, which they obviously are short of.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

"from the Manta Ray restuarant in the south to TAU in the north, and the Ayalon Highway to the east, including the Mioistry of Defence, which we're going to need."

That piece of real estate you can have. Both sides gonna agree on that.

GideonSwort said...

"State for everyone else who can't stand the idea of spending too much time with their own kind."

Yeah, Yeah, The Principality of Sheinkin. Bat-Yam wildlife will be turned away at the gates. It'll be free of curly worlies, and other God sniffers of all shape and size. And, we can import the Hummus from Ramle.

How did the Wizzard miss out on this one?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

As a matter of protocol, Kid - the members of our dept. are to be called "gonifs" or "cockers". The term "putzes" is reserved for high level political figures or arch-enemies, such as that Marx/Engels/... fellow, migulgl zol er vern in a henglayhter, by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brenen.

P.S. by the protocol I do not mean The Protocol, for Elders sake! Relax!