05 May 2011

Beg pardon, dear imam or dogs win another day

I am not sure I can agree with this part of the parable the imam is telling to his flock in the Al Aqsa Mosque:

As for calling the ex-terrorist and ex-Sheik "lion": I would choose something more down to earth for him, you know - something like... er... snake? Lizard? But in any case, dead lions, exactly as any other dead creature created by Allah, become a lump of dead meat. Not even very good for a BBQ, as I keep hearing.

As for other details of this flowery and fiery speech - up yours, dear Imam. You are on candid camera, and in Shin Bet archives, too.

Smile, ijit!

Update: the story has more to do with dogs, it appears.

Hat tip: Blazing Cat Fur.


jams o donnell said...

A lion may remain a lion but a scumbag turns into fish food

Dick Stanley said...

Calling OBL a Sheik. Hmmm. Is that like all the ex-Confederates who were promoted to colonel after the Civil War?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, posthumous promotion is a fairly accepted practice.