02 June 2007

Her version

Dieter Bayer, 79, who moved to Switzerland with his wife Frieda after he retired, decided to use the plunger because he could not find the bath plug. But as he stood up to soap himself he slipped and fell heavily on the plunger, wedging the wooden handle up his backside. His wife, 68, who rushed to the bathroom when she heard him screaming in pain, was unable to pull him free and called emergency services.
I doubt we'll ever hear his version of the story, but whatever his sin was, he paid for it. With percentage.

And he will not do it again, ever.