911 meltdown over McNuggets?

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

That meltdown headline was very flippant of MSNBC. Really, I would have burned the place down...

FEMA prison camps, FEMA concentration camps, FEMA coffins

This is again becoming a hottest topic, what with headlines like this one:

Here it comes...British PM to Propose 'Global New Deal' to Rescue World's Economy

(See also under "Black Helicopters")

And the sensible people respond sensibly:

Over the span of the next 4 years we will see another atack on american soil, we will see martial law installed permanantly in the USA, we will see the nationalization of banks, and we will see a One World Government. The fate of the masses will be decided by a few. There will be battles waged by Americans that see their freedoms being stripped away, and all those FEMA prisons that none of you believe exist will be fully operational and they will no longer be vacant.

Hmm... I would say don't bother: the guillotines are ready.

Just a side remark: all articles related to the FEMA camps are about attempts to defraud FEMA, false claims and representations... in short about thievery.

Bangladesh, reptilioids, Kleenex

You may want to ask (but wouldn't, I know your timid manner) what is common between the three. The answer is not that simple: a new frightening interstellar conspiracy was casually unearthed on a site no one reads, under a non-exciting headline:

Listen up, time is short ladies and gentlemen

It starts with a routine snooping (obviously by a US intelligence agent) around a government building in Bangladesh:

I was snooping around a government building in Bangladesh last month and I came across some documents regarding the alien race, reptiliods. When I found George Bush's signature on a memo to the Bangladeshi Secretary of Treasury, saying that they will have complete control over the worlds finances, I was shocked because I wasnt even looking for that. I was looking for kleenex.

It is the SOP for a CIA field agent to do his/her best to get Kleenex on the go, if you were wondering about it. What with uncertainty of CIA status these days, frugality is a good protective measure, so no free Kleenex for the agents. On the face of it, this small detail that could be known only to the selected few, fully authenticates the message.

And of course, if Bush, who is into alien connections in a big way, has something useful to tell, he will tell it to the Bangladeshi Secretary of Treasury, it must be obvious. So is the next step by our author, who will not leave a stone unturned in search for the Troof:

I took the first flight back to the states and started snooping around the Pentagon after the building had been evacuated during a terror plot drill on January 5th. I infiltrated a 4 star general's office (whos name I cannot disclose for my own safety) and found an interesting document in his briefcase he left behind.

In short, this is where the diabolical plan became clear in all its satanic majesty:

It goes on to say that we will all become slaves and erect giant monuments of the reptiloids until all of our planetary resources have been consumed, at which point we will all be exterminated.

Shocking, simply shocking, I say!

Nothing to do about it, I guess, and this is how the Earth surface will look pretty soon:

Unless, of course, we wake up from our slumber in time, and just waking up is not enough in this critical moment. Another vital element, which I call upon the incumbent US government to deliver is:

Free Kleenex for all!

And without delay - the time is running out.

Mahmoud the Mad vs 300

Probably a rematch will be required soon.

Add Thucydides and Herodotus to the list of Zionist conspirators. How unfortunate that the benighted Greeks did not appreciate the attempt of the enlightened Persians to bring their advanced civilization to Greece and eliminate the Zionist apartheid regimes there!

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China throws some change into the Moon

I wonder whether it's done to rile someone?

Nah, it's Chang'e not Change.

Dayanizing Barak or carbonizing Labor?

Dayanizing Barak is a title of a post on Contentions by Shmuel Rosner. To those who may not understand the allusion in the title, it reflects on Moshe Dayan leaving his (Labor) party in 1977 to join Likud coalition as FM.

Regarding Labor: The head of the party, Defense Minister Ehud Barak, wants to join the government, but most other party leaders don’t. Regarding Kadima: Many party leaders want to join the government, but the head of the party, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, doesn’t.

I am not sure how many Kadima party leaders want to join Likud coalition today, according to the latest media reports there are not that many. Ehud Barak, however, is simply dying to join up. It will definitely mean a death blow to the remains of the Labor - if he succeeds to drag the party with him.

As is widely discussed in the media, Barak's reasoning goes along one simple line: a unique military genius like he cannot leave the country unprotected at this turbulent time. I am not qualified to judge his military prowess - who knows, he could be unique after all. What I do know is that as a Labor leader he is a total disaster.

So may be it will be better for all concerned if he lets himself to be Dayanized and leaves the Labor alone. What do you think?

Pink-Red Nadine or legitimizing the unspeakable

The nice lady in the picture above is Nadine Rosa-Rosso or, in translation from Spanish and Italian, Nadine Pink-Red. And proud of it, that is. She defines herself as "an independent Belgian communist activist", and the definition should cover her beliefs sufficiently. You would think so, at least.

However, there is another hobby that pink-red Nadine pursues at her spare time, which is unequivocal support for Islamism - the extreme, reactionary, misogynistic and all over fascist movement. You would be surprised that an avowed communist could square her "progressive" credo with support for such a revolting creature of the humanity's darkest ages. Well, pink-red Nadine does it easily, just check out the speech titled The Left And Support For Anti-Imperialist Islamist Resistance and delivered at "The Beirut International Forum for Resistance, Anti-Imperialism, Solidarity between Peoples and Alternatives".

The endless title of this august forum and its venue are very suggestive by themselves. And how do "Peoples" differ from "Alternatives", whoever these "Alternatives" may be? Whether Ms Pink-Red is Peoples or Alternatives, the speech is too rambling and pretentious to be taken seriously, and her extensive quoting of Gilad Atzmon whom she calls "an Israeli Jew" (what a joke!) shows her true colors (brown with a bit of Islamic green on the side) that survive the contact with the pink-red core quite happily.

But this long and hardly coherent speech was just a prelude to something else. Which is to demand EU recognition of Hamas as a "legitimate voice for the Palestinian people's aspirations for national liberation". And, of course, once such recognition is granted, to remove Hamas (and "all other Palestinian liberation organizations") from the list of terrorist organizations.

And the list of signatories is of some interest - if only to find some familiar names, like Jose Saramago, the Portuguese writer/communist, the South African Jewish capo kapo Ronnie Kasrils and many others. While about half of the list are of Muslim persuasion, there are quite a few European names on it. Oh well...

I still remember the time when extreme left went ballistic each time someone noticed their affinity with extreme right. Today it's rather a given, and no one is riled by this unnatural (?) symbiosis. The teachings of Marxism are replaced by one single maxim: the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Everything else is secondary, including the shame of it.

What can I say - a pox on both their houses...

Oh, and I have almost forgot: I support (up to a point) their call:

We ask that they actively pursue the immediate and unconditional removal of Hamas and all other Palestinian liberation organizations from the European list of proscribed terrorist organizations.

The point I have in mind should be placed in the above sentence after the word "Hamas", the rest of the sentence is really superfluous.

P.S. I could hardly expect these morons to be influenced by something like this:

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas said on Saturday any unity government with Hamas would have to agree to a two-state solution with Israel, a demand quickly rejected by his Islamist rivals.

Or like this:

Ten rockets from the Gaza Strip struck Israel yesterday.

Nah... too much to expect.

A related post by Noga.

Cross-posted on Yourish.com.

Breast-feeding while driving and related offenses

Ohio Woman Caught Breast-Feeding, Talking on Phone While Driving

Burke said the legal concern is that Compton had a child in her lap while driving, not that she was breast-feeding in public. He said the child was under 2 years old.

I suggest that police has shown a severe lack of imagination in this case. They should have thrown the whole book at the lady. Why not use some additional charges, like:

• Lewd behavior in public
• Irradiating a minor by high frequency radio waves
• Feeding a minor by unapproved (by NIH) substance
• Etc. - I hope that there is a lot of ground to cover in this direction
  

As for the kid, he (she?) cannot escape unscathed for reasons of:

• Complicity in perpetrating of the crime
• Concealment of knowledge of the crime
• Encouragement of the criminal

And the last, but most serious charge for the tyke: since the mom used one hand to keep the toddler and the other to hold the cell phone:

• Driving a motor vehicle without a license
  

I say - lock them both up and throw out the key!

Lindsay Lohan said converting to Judaism for DJ girlfriend

Actress Lindsay Lohan is planning to convert to Judaism to show her committment to her Jewish girlfriend D.J. Samantha Ronson, according to the British Daily Mail Online.

That level of loyalty is surely impressive. I hope they will have enough time to peruse Halakhic texts now.

"She's exploring Judaism right now. She's explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it's just another phase," her estranged father Michael Ronson, who became a born again Christian and then minister after a period in jail, was quoted as saying in the Daily Mail."But either way, she's involving God in her life, and I'm happy about that," he said.

Me too, I guess. And dad is surely right re either way...

The big question is: will our Chief Rabbi be happy?

Carlos the Jackal - looking for new friends?

I am still not sure that this is not an over-elaborated joke. Carlos the Jackal (yeah, some youngsters better look up this Wiki entry - at least) is writing a letter to the POTUS - Barack Obama hisself.

Our Comrade Bruno BRÉGUET, a swiss citizen, was abducted on 11th November 1995 from a ferry-boat between Italy and Greece, in a special operation with NATO naval support.

We pray you to have Bruno released.

We were informed unofficially, that Bruno died accidentally during interrogation at a U.S. base in the south of Hungary.

If Bruno truly is dead, we need his body back, so his relatives, friends, and comrades, may mourn in neutral Switzerland, this hero of the Palestinian Cause, and his eternal soul join our martyrs in heaven.

If that Bruno character croaked (as should Carlos do too), it could be only for good reasons. Otherwise, more powers to whoever disappeared him.

But the real smasher comes in the footnote:

And as your Luo grandfather would say:

«ALLAHOU AKBAR! »

I remain, Mister President, yours in revolution,

Uhu...

More cheap wisecracks - thanks to CNN

Venezuelan leader orders troops to take over rice plants

A mere shortage of food wasn't enough - now Comical Caudillo Hugo will starve them all to submission.

Hollywood should apologize to Iran for "insults and accusations against the Iranian nation," a top aide to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a visiting Hollywood delegation Sunday.

Now Mickey Rourke is gonna kiss some serious Iranian ass. Or will he delegate the job to Annette Bening?

Topless coffee shop a hit in small Maine town

I hope they serve decaf...

Haveil Havalim 206 – The I Love Adar Edition

Is running, and it's good - check it out!

A surprise from Jerusalem (Post)

What do you know? Today it's started to snow in Jerusalem. They say the snow is mixed with rain and wouldn't hold, so the kids are rather disappointed, but still - it's snowing.

In line with this natural wonder, JP decided to surprise me:

Operation Cast Lead saw the world's media protest against a purported ban on coverage, when in fact Gazan stringers were freely reporting from their perspective, and Israel was preventing even the most independent-minded of reporters from establishing an accurate and credible narrative.

Yep, and in an editorial, no less. You can say that again. Here it goes:

Operation Cast Lead saw the world's media protest against a purported ban on coverage, when in fact Gazan stringers were freely reporting from their perspective, and Israel was preventing even the most independent-minded of reporters from establishing an accurate and credible narrative.

We want some justice!

Smoking may reduce risk of Parkinson’s disease

Yeah, well, so when will our freaking health ministry add this crucial bit of knowledge to the slew of freaking warnings on the freaking cigarette packs?

My hands are already shaking in anticipation. Nah...

Are you overweight? No worries.

I need me some of that too.

Hat tip to SEO.