24 June 2011

How to subdue a terrorist: hitherto secret standing procedure

I promise I am not going to collect the famous sentences uttered in courts, like this one. But the latest case is irresistible, besides being widely publicized.

A former security guard for the IDF chief of staff, who was accused of attempted rape and assault last year, on Sunday admitted to the allegations in the indictment, but said the alcohol he drank made him unaware of his actions that night.
That article is not recent, and today this guy found another line of defense (as heard on radio): claimed that he thought that the woman he attacked and tried to rape (sodomize by other accounts) was a terrorist. "And then I have acted according to standing procedure", he added.

Yeah, that one is uber-cool. So, the standing procedure to treat a suspected terrorist is to sodomize the heck out of him/her. Interesting...

6 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

A secret SOP, obviously.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There is no other conclusion to make, I guess.

David All said...

Hope the court does not buy this nonsense and this guy get the maximum sentence. At least he apparently did not suceed in raping the woman he attacked.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, he needs to do some thinking in a closed and quiet environment.

jams o donnell said...

Sodomy is a standard procedure? I hope Israeli prisons have showers with very slipper soap...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

They do at that.