10 February 2010

The Explosive Implant Contest

After the advents of Assbomber and the Pantybomber, a new wave of suicide bomber technology is emerging. Reading this article, I was shocked (or not, it's up to your imagination) to discover that Al Qaeda scientists are contemplating a new approach:

Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.
And, of course, the issue of location (location, location):
A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.
Well, this news raises a difficult issue of a catchword. Actually, two catchwords, one for the male (buttocks) explosive implant and one for the female (breasts) variety. If you take into account that the term "Assbomber" is already assigned to a specific location, the challenge is not simple.

I am not good at puns, and the only association that my puny brain was able to deliver was "Plastique surgery", but how many of the current generation remember the use of the word "plastique"? It is so sixties...

So, ladies and gentlemen, please do try to come up with a good catchy term (better two) for the new wave of martyrs. And keep in mind that trivia like "Booby trap" or "Booby bomber" will be rejected as substandard.

Bring them on!

Hat tip: Louise.


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jams o donnell said...

Tittkbombers? I daresay that there will be thousands of men applying for every inspector vacancy!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Jams, surely you understand that by careless handling you may trigger a premature explosion? We wouldn't want it to happen, would we?